The Dark Arts of Nutrition
Demystifying Food And Health
Under the watchful guidance of John Grouber, monsterchef and nutritionist, wellness emerges from the shadows—no longer a guarded secret hoarded by the elite. Blending culinary craft with nutritional science, John conjures sustainable, personalized plans tailored to your goals and your budget. No costly potions. No snake oil. Just real nourishment.
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With John as your guide, you’ll uncover hidden knowledge: how to craft hearty, satisfying meals from humble ingredients, stalk the grocery aisles with confidence, and forge habits that grow stronger with time. The monsters of fatigue, unwanted weight, and unhealthy patterns don’t stand a chance—each one weakened by deliberate, affordable choices.
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The path to better living lies just beyond the fog.
Will you follow it… and reclaim your health?
Healthy Diet Coach
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Education and Motivation for Embracing a Healthier Diet
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Services Include: Pantry Clean-out, Healthy Grocery Shopping Tour, Cooking Lessons (Local Only)
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How to Adjust your life for food allergies, dietary restrictions, and weightloss
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Practical Tips and Advice tailored to your specific goals
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Over 15 years experience in the Health and Fitness Industry
One-on-one or Small Groups
Weekly Healthy Meals
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Healthy, delicious recipes specially tailored to your personal tastes
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Focus on fresh, whole ingredients
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Catering to special diets including Celiac, Vegan, Low-Residue, FodMAP, cancer-preventative, and allergy-free
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Crafted by classically trained Chef John Grouber
Private Parties, Special Events, and In-Home Cooking Classes (Local Only)
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For a unique celebration, let Chef John Grouber cook at your next special event
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Catering for a Private dinner for 4 or a Cooking Class for 12
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Interactive cooking demonstrations, hands-on fun
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Menus specially tailored to your tastes
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Healthy, delicious, fresh recipes available
Corporate Catering (Local Only)
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For a healthy take on lunch, let Chef John cater your next office gathering
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Menus offer a vast selection of Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Options
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Customized to fit your budget and tastes
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Support a small business
Throughout the evening John made sure me and my guests had everything we needed. The food was amazing from the appetizers to the main dish. What an amazing time at home!
— Chris Miller
Just a note to thank you for all you did to help make our dinner party a joy. As you promised, everything came together!
— Linda Baskersville